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Originally posted by Kotaro Fuma
Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19)

Spring break was fun, but now it's time to get serious. You got away with those 5 nights of not fleet saving so you could go get drunk at a party in a hotel on the West Side; now everyone has their eyes on your fabulous fleet. Keep your guard up; and Beware the Penguins.

And Happy Bday Kotaro !

Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20)

Taurus, your time has come. Everyone thought you were crazy to mass Thousands to Hundreds of Thousands of Small Cargo's; now's the time to show THEM who the real Number 1 of your Universe is.

Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20)

Well, well, well. You think you've done it all; you've smashed the number one; you've single handedly crushed the number one alliance; and now, you're the best in the research world; you're on top of the world, it's no lie. But this week, there will be a new threat to your almighty O-Empire; A dead Internet connection. Don't freak out; there's always the Libary!

Cancer (Jun 21 - Jul 22)

Today, you will learn the most valueble thing there is to know about Ogame: DON'T THREATEN THE NUMBER ONE GUY IN THE NUMBER ONE ALLIANCE, ESPECIALLY NOT WHEN ALL YOUR COLONIES ARE AROUND HIS HP! From this lesson, you will learn one very important thing; the deletion button is in the options tab.

Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22)

It's a Special Day for all the Leo's; Either you or someone in your family is getting married (yes, i know this for a fact ). However, you will realize that, halfway through the ceremony, you forgot to FS. You will be faced with a dilema; rush from the building and dash down the street for 4 miles to your home and check on your fleet, or stay and support your friend/relative/self. You know what's more important; RUN (WO)MAN RUN !!!

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sep 22)

Virgo, it's been a bad day for you. Your arm was ripped off; your leg was ripped off; you were nuttered; and your whole family was killed before your eyes. However, there is one up point to today. YOU GOT A GOOD SPOT 1 COLONY, IT HAS 200 FIELDS! Enjoy.

Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22)

Libra. LOL

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22)

Scorpio, joo are a b00n. You probably understood that last sentence; you are online too much. I have gotten phone calls with complaints about how you never leave the front of your computer so you can worship me; your eyesight must be horrible. I am suggesting to do either one of two things;

1) GTFO of your room, and play some Ultimate Frisbee.

2) Make me a cool Sig.

Either way, problem solved... I think >.>

Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21)

Saggie boy, what is wrong with you? You didn't fleetsave last night; I should know, i'm your brother. Listen man; I know mom passed away, I know that the dog got runover by the amublance taking her body away, and I know that our house burned down because i was smoking too much in my bed and started it on fire; BUT ALWAYS FLEETSAVE MAN. I did, at the Library.

Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19)

Guess what? J00 won the lottery!

Lol made you look.

Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 1

Aquarius, you've always been quite the athletic person. You've played every sport for at least 2 years; you're ripped man! My question for you is; why are you playing Ogame? Oh yeah; because although you're athletic, you still wear glasses, and have a pocket protector. Explains the "still living with mommie" thing.

Pisces (Feb 19 -Mar 20)

Pisces, "You are my Sunshine", is not that good of a song. You should stop posting that in the "What are you Listening to right now?" topic; it's making baby Jesus cry. And by baby Jesus, I mean player SaintPeter from Universe 18's Alliance Jesus. He is emotional over that sort of thing; so stop it NOW!