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Thursday, November 27th 2008, 10:36pm
DROW Thanksgiving Party
We had a little fun this morning with a couple of the DROW members:
Was this a profitable hit? Not in the least. Was it fun? You bet!!
We like to imagine it went something like this:
<knock on metal door>
Duty Scrub: Your most unholy disrespectfulness?
Mammon: <looking up from his barbi dolls> What? Can you not see that I'm busy here?
Duty Scrub: Sir? There has been an incident.
Mammon: Incident? I'm uninterested in the minor goings on of the universe, need I remind you of my greatness?
Duty Scrub: No your worshipfulness, may the DROW empire rule for eternity with all members becoming F'ing Legends!
Mammon: That's right, we'll be F'ing Legends. So what is this 'incident'?
Duty Scrub: Sir, it was a nuclear incident, on the homeworld.
Mammon: Posh! Simply rebuild the ABM's and make a note of the source so that we can suitably pound them for their insolence. Away, you're interupting my family time.
Duty Scrub: But your inconsolableness, it was a very large strike, more than the ABM's were able to handle.
Mammon: What?!?
Duty Scrub: Sir, the homeworld [ censored ] receieved over 400 IPM hits this morning, it's laid bare for the taking.
Mammon: <slack jawed like a yokel> Who would dare do such a thing?
Duty Scrub: They call themselves The Moon Pie Alliance. Lead by one HoosierDaddy.
Mammon: Call the archives, wasn't he the one that we ran out of the game and wasted an inordinate amount of time on a few months ago?
Duty Scrub: I'm not sure sir, they left a note though, and this nice plate of cookies, well, Moon Pies.
Mammon: Call that illerate inbred idiot Fuergrissa, and that twit Sheeva we have to strike back immediately.
Duty Scrub: Yes sir, but...
Mammon: We'll show these Pies once and for all!
Duty Scrub: Your most undefeatableness, they likely already know sir.
Mammon: News travels fast. Good, I'm sure they're already mobilizing their forces.
Duty Scrub: Your most fullofhimselfidness, Sheeva's planet [ censored ], Fuergrissa's planet [ censored ], and Xennor's planet [ censored ] were similarly stripped of significant defense and now stand ready to be raided.
Mammon: Inconcievable!? How could such a thing happen?!?
Duty Scrub: Your most infathomableness, I think it's fairly simple, a massive, well coordinated Interplanetary Missile strike.
Mammon: Of course, but how could an alliance of n00bs possibly accomplish something of this magnitude?!?
Duty Scrub: Sir, often the weak can accomplish great things when they are stirred to action by good leadership, with a plan.
Mammon: <thoughtful silence> Hogwash, leadership is overrated, look at the DROW.
Duty Scrub: Of course, your own leadership is second to none, you've culled the herd and spread fear and resentment amongst the members, and hatred among the rest.
Mammon: Yes, I've done quite a job of it haven't I?
Duty Scrub: Absolutely, your most high leadershipfulness. Top notch!
Mammon: The note.
Duty Scrub: Sir?
Mammon: Read the Note! That was left, by the Moon Pies. Read it!
Duty Scrub: Sir, it reads: Happy Thanksgiving, Turkeys! - Pie
Mammon: ARRRRRRGHHHH!!!!
Duty Scrub: Your most haughtiness, I realize it might not be the proper time to ask...
Mammon: What, spit it out you dundering spinless whelp.
Duty Scrub: Per your orders, those homeworlds are no longer defensed to DROW standards, should I add each of your names to the 'Naughty List'?
Mammon: OF COURSE NOT, THE RULES ARE FOR EVERYONE ELSE!
Mammon: OUT, GET OUT! YOU FOOL!
http://www.drow.org/news/node/136
Nuclear Assualt on planet: Irish Red
ATTACKERS:
HoosierDaddy fired 80 Interplanetary Missiles costing 1'000'000 metal, 200'000 crystal, and 800'000 deut
MrGarnet fired 30 Interplanetary Missiles costing 375'000 metal, 75'000 crystal, and 300'000 deut
Brock1388 fired 125 Interplanetary Missiles costing 1'562'500 metal, 312'500 crystal, and 1'250'000 deut
JerseyMike fired 125 Interplanetary Missiles costing 1'562'500 metal, 312'500 crystal, and 1'250'000 deut
idontcare fired 80 Interplanetary Missiles costing 1'000'000 metal, 200'000 crystal, and 800'000 deut
Kalorin fired 25 Interplanetary Missiles costing 312'500 metal, 62'500 crystal, and 250'000 deut
Kayan fired 29 Interplanetary Missiles costing 362'500 metal, 72'500 crystal, and 290'000 deut
Defender: Mammon
Rocket Launcher - 5.000
Light Laser - 5.000
Heavy Laser - 1.000
Gauss Cannon - 100
Ion Cannon - 2.000
Plasma Turret - 100
Small Shield Dome - 1
Large Shield Dome - 1
Anti-Ballistic Missiles - 60
494 IPMs later...
PIED!!
Defender: Mammon
Rocket Launcher - 4.992
Light Laser - 3.851
Heavy Laser - 69
After attack:
The attackers have paid 6'175'000 metal, 1'235'000 crystal, and 4'940'000 deut
The defender has lost 7'545'740 metal, 6'572'575 crystal, and 3'320'000 deut
b00m v1.0 by GenPooBEER
ATTACKERS:
HoosierDaddy fired 80 Interplanetary Missiles costing 1'000'000 metal, 200'000 crystal, and 800'000 deut
MrGarnet fired 30 Interplanetary Missiles costing 375'000 metal, 75'000 crystal, and 300'000 deut
Brock1388 fired 125 Interplanetary Missiles costing 1'562'500 metal, 312'500 crystal, and 1'250'000 deut
JerseyMike fired 125 Interplanetary Missiles costing 1'562'500 metal, 312'500 crystal, and 1'250'000 deut
idontcare fired 80 Interplanetary Missiles costing 1'000'000 metal, 200'000 crystal, and 800'000 deut
Kalorin fired 25 Interplanetary Missiles costing 312'500 metal, 62'500 crystal, and 250'000 deut
Kayan fired 29 Interplanetary Missiles costing 362'500 metal, 72'500 crystal, and 290'000 deut
Defender: Mammon
Rocket Launcher - 5.000
Light Laser - 5.000
Heavy Laser - 1.000
Gauss Cannon - 100
Ion Cannon - 2.000
Plasma Turret - 100
Small Shield Dome - 1
Large Shield Dome - 1
Anti-Ballistic Missiles - 60
494 IPMs later...
PIED!!
Defender: Mammon
Rocket Launcher - 4.992
Light Laser - 3.851
Heavy Laser - 69
After attack:
The attackers have paid 6'175'000 metal, 1'235'000 crystal, and 4'940'000 deut
The defender has lost 7'545'740 metal, 6'572'575 crystal, and 3'320'000 deut
b00m v1.0 by GenPooBEER
Nuclear Assualt on planet: Abigail Afay
ATTACKERS:
code5396 fired 20 Interplanetary Missiles costing 250'000 metal, 50'000 crystal, and 200'000 deut
MrGarnet fired 25 Interplanetary Missiles costing 312'500 metal, 62'500 crystal, and 250'000 deut
Mr Miyagi fired 65 Interplanetary Missiles costing 812'500 metal, 162'500 crystal, and 650'000 deut
JerseyMike fired 65 Interplanetary Missiles costing 812'500 metal, 162'500 crystal, and 650'000 deut
Kozman fired 40 Interplanetary Missiles costing 500'000 metal, 100'000 crystal, and 400'000 deut
NukeTheMonkey fired 40 Interplanetary Missiles costing 500'000 metal, 100'000 crystal, and 400'000 deut
Defender: Sheeva
Rocket Launcher - 9.005
Light Laser - 4.761
Heavy Laser - 197
Gauss Cannon - 216
Ion Cannon - 321
Plasma Turret - 110
Small Shield Dome - 1
Large Shield Dome - 1
Anti-Ballistic Missiles - 80
255 IPMs later...
PIED!!
Defender: Sheeva
Rocket Launcher - 9.001
Light Laser - 4.720
Heavy Laser - 190
Gauss Cannon - 49
Ion Cannon - 321
Plasma Turret - 35
Large Shield Dome - 1
After attack:
The attackers have paid 3'187'500 metal, 637'500 crystal, and 2'550'000 deut
The defender has lost 7'782'070 metal, 6'279'021 crystal, and 2'744'000 deut
b00m v1.0 by GenPooBEER
ATTACKERS:
code5396 fired 20 Interplanetary Missiles costing 250'000 metal, 50'000 crystal, and 200'000 deut
MrGarnet fired 25 Interplanetary Missiles costing 312'500 metal, 62'500 crystal, and 250'000 deut
Mr Miyagi fired 65 Interplanetary Missiles costing 812'500 metal, 162'500 crystal, and 650'000 deut
JerseyMike fired 65 Interplanetary Missiles costing 812'500 metal, 162'500 crystal, and 650'000 deut
Kozman fired 40 Interplanetary Missiles costing 500'000 metal, 100'000 crystal, and 400'000 deut
NukeTheMonkey fired 40 Interplanetary Missiles costing 500'000 metal, 100'000 crystal, and 400'000 deut
Defender: Sheeva
Rocket Launcher - 9.005
Light Laser - 4.761
Heavy Laser - 197
Gauss Cannon - 216
Ion Cannon - 321
Plasma Turret - 110
Small Shield Dome - 1
Large Shield Dome - 1
Anti-Ballistic Missiles - 80
255 IPMs later...
PIED!!
Defender: Sheeva
Rocket Launcher - 9.001
Light Laser - 4.720
Heavy Laser - 190
Gauss Cannon - 49
Ion Cannon - 321
Plasma Turret - 35
Large Shield Dome - 1
After attack:
The attackers have paid 3'187'500 metal, 637'500 crystal, and 2'550'000 deut
The defender has lost 7'782'070 metal, 6'279'021 crystal, and 2'744'000 deut
b00m v1.0 by GenPooBEER
Nuclear Assualt on planet: Old World
ATTACKERS:
code5396 fired 40 Interplanetary Missiles costing 500'000 metal, 100'000 crystal, and 400'000 deut
MrGarnet fired 60 Interplanetary Missiles costing 750'000 metal, 150'000 crystal, and 600'000 deut
Mr Miyagi fired 20 Interplanetary Missiles costing 250'000 metal, 50'000 crystal, and 200'000 deut
JerseyMike fired 33 Interplanetary Missiles costing 412'500 metal, 82'500 crystal, and 330'000 deut
Kalorin fired 75 Interplanetary Missiles costing 937'500 metal, 187'500 crystal, and 750'000 deut
Kozman fired 40 Interplanetary Missiles costing 500'000 metal, 100'000 crystal, and 400'000 deut
NukeTheMonkey fired 40 Interplanetary Missiles costing 500'000 metal, 100'000 crystal, and 400'000 deut
Defender: Fuergrissa
Rocket Launcher - 17.802
Light Laser - 1.059
Heavy Laser - 50
Gauss Cannon - 202
Ion Cannon - 1.406
Plasma Turret - 205
Small Shield Dome - 1
Large Shield Dome - 1
Anti-Ballistic Missiles - 60
Interplanetary Missiles - 5
308 IPMs later...
PIED!!
Defender: Fuergrissa
Rocket Launcher - 17.793
Light Laser - 1.056
Heavy Laser - 25
Gauss Cannon - 69
Ion Cannon - 1.394
Large Shield Dome - 1
Interplanetary Missiles - 4
After attack:
The attackers have paid 3'850'000 metal, 770'000 crystal, and 3'080'000 deut
The defender has lost 13'562'547 metal, 12'307'574 crystal, and 6'546'000 deut
b00m v1.0 by GenPooBEER
ATTACKERS:
code5396 fired 40 Interplanetary Missiles costing 500'000 metal, 100'000 crystal, and 400'000 deut
MrGarnet fired 60 Interplanetary Missiles costing 750'000 metal, 150'000 crystal, and 600'000 deut
Mr Miyagi fired 20 Interplanetary Missiles costing 250'000 metal, 50'000 crystal, and 200'000 deut
JerseyMike fired 33 Interplanetary Missiles costing 412'500 metal, 82'500 crystal, and 330'000 deut
Kalorin fired 75 Interplanetary Missiles costing 937'500 metal, 187'500 crystal, and 750'000 deut
Kozman fired 40 Interplanetary Missiles costing 500'000 metal, 100'000 crystal, and 400'000 deut
NukeTheMonkey fired 40 Interplanetary Missiles costing 500'000 metal, 100'000 crystal, and 400'000 deut
Defender: Fuergrissa
Rocket Launcher - 17.802
Light Laser - 1.059
Heavy Laser - 50
Gauss Cannon - 202
Ion Cannon - 1.406
Plasma Turret - 205
Small Shield Dome - 1
Large Shield Dome - 1
Anti-Ballistic Missiles - 60
Interplanetary Missiles - 5
308 IPMs later...
PIED!!
Defender: Fuergrissa
Rocket Launcher - 17.793
Light Laser - 1.056
Heavy Laser - 25
Gauss Cannon - 69
Ion Cannon - 1.394
Large Shield Dome - 1
Interplanetary Missiles - 4
After attack:
The attackers have paid 3'850'000 metal, 770'000 crystal, and 3'080'000 deut
The defender has lost 13'562'547 metal, 12'307'574 crystal, and 6'546'000 deut
b00m v1.0 by GenPooBEER
Nuclear Assualt on planet: Dominion I Omega
ATTACKERS:
code5396 fired 20 Interplanetary Missiles costing 250'000 metal, 50'000 crystal, and 200'000 deut
Mr Miyagi fired 20 Interplanetary Missiles costing 250'000 metal, 50'000 crystal, and 200'000 deut
JerseyMike fired 11 Interplanetary Missiles costing 137'500 metal, 27'500 crystal, and 110'000 deut
Kalorin fired 75 Interplanetary Missiles costing 937'500 metal, 187'500 crystal, and 750'000 deut
Defender: Xennor
Rocket Launcher - 4.327
Light Laser - 2.863
Heavy Laser - 356
Gauss Cannon - 65
Ion Cannon - 398
Plasma Turret - 91
Small Shield Dome - 1
Large Shield Dome - 1
Anti-Ballistic Missiles - 40
Interplanetary Missiles - 5
126 IPMs later...
PIED!!
Defender: Xennor
Rocket Launcher - 2.702
Light Laser - 2.817
Heavy Laser - 356
Ion Cannon - 395
Plasma Turret - 39
After attack:
The attackers have paid 1'575'000 metal, 315'000 crystal, and 1'260'000 deut
The defender has lost 4'351'819 metal, 3'665'523 crystal, and 1'820'000 deut
b00m v1.0 by GenPooBEER
ATTACKERS:
code5396 fired 20 Interplanetary Missiles costing 250'000 metal, 50'000 crystal, and 200'000 deut
Mr Miyagi fired 20 Interplanetary Missiles costing 250'000 metal, 50'000 crystal, and 200'000 deut
JerseyMike fired 11 Interplanetary Missiles costing 137'500 metal, 27'500 crystal, and 110'000 deut
Kalorin fired 75 Interplanetary Missiles costing 937'500 metal, 187'500 crystal, and 750'000 deut
Defender: Xennor
Rocket Launcher - 4.327
Light Laser - 2.863
Heavy Laser - 356
Gauss Cannon - 65
Ion Cannon - 398
Plasma Turret - 91
Small Shield Dome - 1
Large Shield Dome - 1
Anti-Ballistic Missiles - 40
Interplanetary Missiles - 5
126 IPMs later...
PIED!!
Defender: Xennor
Rocket Launcher - 2.702
Light Laser - 2.817
Heavy Laser - 356
Ion Cannon - 395
Plasma Turret - 39
After attack:
The attackers have paid 1'575'000 metal, 315'000 crystal, and 1'260'000 deut
The defender has lost 4'351'819 metal, 3'665'523 crystal, and 1'820'000 deut
b00m v1.0 by GenPooBEER
Total Damages: 33,242,176 metal, 28,824,693 crystal, and 14,430,000 deut
Was this a profitable hit? Not in the least. Was it fun? You bet!!
We like to imagine it went something like this:
<knock on metal door>
Duty Scrub: Your most unholy disrespectfulness?
Mammon: <looking up from his barbi dolls> What? Can you not see that I'm busy here?
Duty Scrub: Sir? There has been an incident.
Mammon: Incident? I'm uninterested in the minor goings on of the universe, need I remind you of my greatness?
Duty Scrub: No your worshipfulness, may the DROW empire rule for eternity with all members becoming F'ing Legends!
Mammon: That's right, we'll be F'ing Legends. So what is this 'incident'?
Duty Scrub: Sir, it was a nuclear incident, on the homeworld.
Mammon: Posh! Simply rebuild the ABM's and make a note of the source so that we can suitably pound them for their insolence. Away, you're interupting my family time.
Duty Scrub: But your inconsolableness, it was a very large strike, more than the ABM's were able to handle.
Mammon: What?!?
Duty Scrub: Sir, the homeworld [ censored ] receieved over 400 IPM hits this morning, it's laid bare for the taking.
Mammon: <slack jawed like a yokel> Who would dare do such a thing?
Duty Scrub: They call themselves The Moon Pie Alliance. Lead by one HoosierDaddy.
Mammon: Call the archives, wasn't he the one that we ran out of the game and wasted an inordinate amount of time on a few months ago?
Duty Scrub: I'm not sure sir, they left a note though, and this nice plate of cookies, well, Moon Pies.
Mammon: Call that illerate inbred idiot Fuergrissa, and that twit Sheeva we have to strike back immediately.
Duty Scrub: Yes sir, but...
Mammon: We'll show these Pies once and for all!
Duty Scrub: Your most undefeatableness, they likely already know sir.
Mammon: News travels fast. Good, I'm sure they're already mobilizing their forces.
Duty Scrub: Your most fullofhimselfidness, Sheeva's planet [ censored ], Fuergrissa's planet [ censored ], and Xennor's planet [ censored ] were similarly stripped of significant defense and now stand ready to be raided.
Mammon: Inconcievable!? How could such a thing happen?!?
Duty Scrub: Your most infathomableness, I think it's fairly simple, a massive, well coordinated Interplanetary Missile strike.
Mammon: Of course, but how could an alliance of n00bs possibly accomplish something of this magnitude?!?
Duty Scrub: Sir, often the weak can accomplish great things when they are stirred to action by good leadership, with a plan.
Mammon: <thoughtful silence> Hogwash, leadership is overrated, look at the DROW.
Duty Scrub: Of course, your own leadership is second to none, you've culled the herd and spread fear and resentment amongst the members, and hatred among the rest.
Mammon: Yes, I've done quite a job of it haven't I?
Duty Scrub: Absolutely, your most high leadershipfulness. Top notch!
Mammon: The note.
Duty Scrub: Sir?
Mammon: Read the Note! That was left, by the Moon Pies. Read it!
Duty Scrub: Sir, it reads: Happy Thanksgiving, Turkeys! - Pie
Mammon: ARRRRRRGHHHH!!!!
Duty Scrub: Your most haughtiness, I realize it might not be the proper time to ask...
Mammon: What, spit it out you dundering spinless whelp.
Duty Scrub: Per your orders, those homeworlds are no longer defensed to DROW standards, should I add each of your names to the 'Naughty List'?
Mammon: OF COURSE NOT, THE RULES ARE FOR EVERYONE ELSE!
Mammon: OUT, GET OUT! YOU FOOL!
http://www.drow.org/news/node/136
Thursday, November 27th 2008, 11:15pm
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Date of registration: Nov 29th 2006
Absent
From: 24.07.2010 14:00
Until: 02.08.2010 13:00
Reason:
Holiday time
Location: On the edge of genius, just outside of madness
Thursday, November 27th 2008, 11:22pm
RE: DROW Thanksgiving Party
Quoted
CR Section Rules
No matter which type of report you are posting you must also include:
- A title following the following format: Attacker1[Alliance], Attacker2[Alliance] vs. Defender1[Alliance], Defender2[Alliance]
One thread per target.
:pclosed:
Politeness is the oil that reduces friction between us.
Rudeness is like pouring sand in the machine.
>> 100th HOF - TD 2.549.112.000 <<
>> 98 Rip Kill <<
Hof's - 17 adv 83 Basic
A-Team = Halcyon182, Smiler69, Ollum, Irish, Khaos, Gate Keeper
Rudeness is like pouring sand in the machine.
>> 100th HOF - TD 2.549.112.000 <<
>> 98 Rip Kill <<
Hof's - 17 adv 83 Basic
A-Team = Halcyon182, Smiler69, Ollum, Irish, Khaos, Gate Keeper